Fat Bastard III introduction

In 2004, the first Fat Bastard competition reached a climax when Vir0n totally annihilated Woob in a 2 mile foot-race. The price Woob paid for losing that race was so lame it is lost to history. The next year, fatter than ever, the bastards decided to have another competition. Unfortunately for Vir0n, he couldn't give up the chocolate chip cookies and was compelled by the rules to wear gay-ass pink scrubs with little green froggies to work. To this day Vir0n is bitter because the penalties for the two competitions were not equitable. Vir0n clearly got screwed.

In 2007, the bastards are back and bigger than ever for the Fat Bastard Classic III. Who will win? It is a nearly a forgone conclusion that Vir0n will once again taste victory. One can almost feel Woob's man-boobs quivering with the inevitable shame of defeat.